cleaning in my house goes like this: i sit on tumblr while mom is cleaning, and then she goes to play her online games while i’m doing my part of the job, and then we switch between jobs and computers like that all day
old macdonald had a farm *bastille voice* eh oh eh oh eh eh oh eh oh
lets have phone sex over walkie talkies
"I’ll make you moan, over"
"bend what? over"